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26 Sep

Contest: Caption This, Win Oils

OliveoilThe Prize:

There’s a little shop in Denver that sells some of the finest olive oils on the country. EVOO Marketplace is offering a gift basket of two top shelf olive oils and two balsamic vinegars to the winner of today’s contest. If you’re an olive oil connoisseur, check out some of their more intense flavors like black truffel and blood orange olive oils.

PalmandCoconutOilsBut the oils don’t stop with olives. Tropical Traditions is back with another offering of coconut oil and palm oil. A 32 oz. jar of each, that’s half a gallon of delicious, healthy, tropical fat. A special note, this palm oil comes from family farms in West Africa, not Southeast Asia, so you can use this stuff knowing orangutans aren’t being wiped out for the benefit of your taste buds.

The Contest:

Caption contest! Here’s the photo:

CavemanParade

Leave a caption in the comment board. Examples:

“Mammoth does not approve of red cup policy.”

“Who knew Capri pants were invented in the  Bronze age?”

Make your own. Best caption wins.

The Deadline:

Midnight, Tonight!

Who is Eligible:

Sorry non-USers, these are consumables. A prize of equal value will be substituted in the case of an international winner.

You want comments? We got comments:

Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. The Million Mammoth March

    Jon wrote on September 26th, 2010
  2. Mammoth: “They should’ve just speared me, this is utterly humiliating.”

    ElizaGrok wrote on September 26th, 2010
  3. Sesamestreet – The Early Years

    alt:

    All Hail the Snuffaluffagus

    Alexander Ververis wrote on September 26th, 2010
  4. In these tough economic times, Mr. Snuffleupagus has to find work outside of Sesame Street.

    Aaron wrote on September 26th, 2010
  5. Cups in hand, modern day cavemen migrate to their new watering hole.

    Taylor wrote on September 26th, 2010
  6. “OMG, Paleo Hipsters!”

    Jaye Sunsurn wrote on September 26th, 2010
  7. The “Grok Pride Parade” never really caught on like Jerry had hoped it would.

    Murray wrote on September 26th, 2010
  8. Mr. Snuffleupagus: Ok guys, really, are we on our way to Sesame Street? Because the spears, cups full of marinade, and bonfire up ahead are kinda freaking me out.

    Wesam wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • hahahahaha! I like your caption!

      CNYmicaa wrote on September 26th, 2010
  9. The Primal Blueprint: We love it…a lot.

    Ben wrote on September 26th, 2010
  10. No, no, no. The theme was ‘Hunters and Gatherers’, not ‘Punters and Blatherers’!

    Brian wrote on September 26th, 2010
  11. Follow me to the Primal cook out,BYOO (Bring your own oil).

    postermama wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • byo mammoth.

      Ely wrote on September 28th, 2010
  12. Guy in the blue shirt- “just keep walking…don’t make eye contact…DON’T drink the Kool-Aid.”

    Murray wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • I love this one! I couldn’t help laughing aloud! :)

      Becca Ne' wrote on September 26th, 2010
  13. Grok attends his reunion at Princeton. He was class of 5000 BC.

    shannon wrote on September 26th, 2010
  14. Here’s mine:

    “Flintstones: Beta House”

    Pat wrote on September 26th, 2010
  15. The mammoth bides his time – awaiting the moment when he can strike… The cavemen think they have him but they will soon find they are mistaken. His cunning is legendary.

    Ryan wrote on September 26th, 2010
  16. New Mexico.
    Where the men are men.
    The women are men.
    And the mammoths run scared.

    Sean wrote on September 26th, 2010
  17. “John Goodman and Rosie O’donnell’s live action Flintstones was better”

    rok out with ur grok out wrote on September 26th, 2010
  18. The primal hunting party was one of the most efficient predatory packs in all of human history as evidenced by their lifelike mammoth decoy, spears, animal hides, fluorescent shoe laces and, of course, the wife beater undershirt.

    Russ wrote on September 26th, 2010
  19. Primal Parades: Wardrobe Malfunctions Waiting to Happen

    Elle wrote on September 26th, 2010
  20. What my friends picture when I tell them I’ve gone Primal

    anzy wrote on September 26th, 2010
  21. They said they are taking me to a “Primal Cookout!” I hope it’s fun!

    Jack wrote on September 26th, 2010
  22. Is the moon blue? It’s Primal PETA rally!

    Ariana wrote on September 26th, 2010
  23. 21st century Flintstones, with pink shoelaces

    Yilan wrote on September 26th, 2010
  24. The “Primal Party” March on Washington was foiled by in-fighting over the age-old question: is this beer primal?

    Elle wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • hee hee

      Peggy wrote on September 27th, 2010
  25. We’re here! We spear! Get used to it!

    Shebeeste wrote on September 26th, 2010
    • This is the one. This is superb! Way to go!

      Elenor wrote on September 27th, 2010
  26. WARNING: Drinking coconut oil may result in Primal urges!

    Martyn wrote on September 26th, 2010
  27. The Yuppie Caveman can be easily spotted by a few key characteristics:
    – Plastic cups
    – Reusable Bags
    – Socks with sandals
    – Drunkenly hitting on Cavewoman and then passing out in own vomit

    Elle wrote on September 26th, 2010
  28. The Geico cavemen’s assimilation into modern society was not without its difficulties.

    Jackson wrote on September 26th, 2010
  29. The mammoth is completely unsuspecting as the human tribe (collegius fratius) lures their prey back to their dorm room.

    Griffin wrote on September 26th, 2010
  30. hunting party

    mehitabel wrote on September 26th, 2010
  31. I didn’t know Mr. Snuffelupagus joined a frat.

    Andrea wrote on September 26th, 2010
  32. Alpha Omega Mammoth

    Erin wrote on September 26th, 2010
  33. Too bad there isn’t a P.E.T.A for prehistoric animals

    Martin Hayden wrote on September 26th, 2010
  34. Flintstones Frat Party

    christine wrote on September 26th, 2010
  35. Sid! Put that down before you hurt yourself.

    Gordon Jensen wrote on September 26th, 2010
  36. “Wow, people on the Standard American Diet sure make good mammoth props for primal parades.”

    Rachel wrote on September 26th, 2010
  37. Fred, Betty, Wilma, and Barney were on to something.

    theemptynutjar wrote on September 26th, 2010
  38. The few. The proud. The primal.

    Kelly wrote on September 26th, 2010
  39. Yabadabadoo!

    You can be primal too.

    Asturian wrote on September 26th, 2010
  40. Grok’s mammoth march on Washington. No frankenfish for us!

    Chris Krage wrote on September 26th, 2010

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