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Contest: You Might Be Primal If…

The Prize:

Brainy and brawny go well together. That’s why today’s sponsor is ThinkGeek [7], a one stop web shop for the smart masses. Today’s prize is the the Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool [8]. Or as I’m re-naming it, the Grok Tool. It pounds. It smashes. It even…grates garlic? Yep, all that and you now have the ability to mercifully end the life of your spear-wounded prey. And whether you win or lose, check out ThinkGeek.com for fun stuff like killer bunny slippers [9], pice cubes [10], and previously featured [11] miracle fruit [12].

The Contest:

If you were alive in the mid-1990’s, you may remember comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s empire of “You might be a redneck if…” humor. Today I’m looking for “You might be Primal if…” jokes. Think one up and leave it in the comment board.

Examples:

Eligibility:

This prize is available to anyone in the world who has ever dreamed of mashing objects with a large chunk of sandstone.

The Contest End Time:

Midnight, tonight!

How the Winner Will Be Determined:

I’ll pick a handful of my favorites and let all of you decide the winner through a reader poll.

Update: With dozens of equally witty and humorous submissions I’ve decided to hold a random drawing for this prize. Check the contest page [13] to see who has won!

To track all the contests visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge Contest Page [14] for daily updates.

Visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge [15] for challenge details.