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If you were alive in the mid-1990′s, you may remember comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s empire of “You might be a redneck if…” humor. Today I’m looking for “You might be Primal if…” jokes. Think one up and leave it in the comment board.
- You might be Primal if you’ve been banned from your local grocery store for repeatedly violating the “No shirt, no shoes, no service” policy.
- You might be Primal if you’ve never used an elevator. Ever.
- You might be Primal if you prefer your apple with worms.
- You might be Primal if you accidentally broke your neighbor’s second story window with a kettlebell.
- You might be Primal if every butcher in America can recognize you on the spot.
- You might be Primal if you measure friends, relatives, and children not by the mettle of their character, but by how far you could throw them.
- You might be Primal if you’ve started to use Tabata intervals for dish washing, shopping, shaving, and dating.
- You might be Primal if you make guests take off their shoes before leaving the house.
- You might be Primal if you measure time by the number of cows you’ve consumed since an event occurred… “When did we take that trip to Portland?” “Oh, that was about 3 cows ago.”
This prize is available to anyone in the world who has ever dreamed of mashing objects with a large chunk of sandstone.
The Contest End Time:
How the Winner Will Be Determined:
I’ll pick a handful of my favorites and let all of you decide the winner through a reader poll.
Update: With dozens of equally witty and humorous submissions I’ve decided to hold a random drawing for this prize. Check the contest page to see who has won!
To track all the contests visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge Contest Page for daily updates.
Visit The Primal Blueprint Health Challenge for challenge details.
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