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6 Nov

Stretching, Defined

The Quote of the Day, from Pizza Hut‘s website:

“Pizza can be a part of a well-balanced meal. Ingredients in our pizzas include protein, complex carbohydrates, Vitamin A and calcium. And, depending on the toppings you choose, our pizzas have items from all of the four major food groups – meat, dairy products, fruits and vegetables, and grains!”

And for dessert, have some Pop Tarts, because they’re fortified with iron and niacin!

Even better, have a slice of their cockroach-topped pizza for an extra protein boost:

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  1. Exactly. It’s like all the Special K ads touting their product as healthy diet food. How the F%^^ is empty carbs processed with chemicals either healthy or supposed to help you lose weight?

    Eat a damn omelet for breakfast!

    nathan wrote on May 26th, 2010
  2. Lol. Pizza hut is pure shit. Stay away!

    Primal Toad wrote on July 8th, 2011

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