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November 06, 2006

Stretching, Defined

By Mark Sisson

The Quote of the Day, from Pizza Hut‘s website:

“Pizza can be a part of a well-balanced meal. Ingredients in our pizzas include protein, complex carbohydrates, Vitamin A and calcium. And, depending on the toppings you choose, our pizzas have items from all of the four major food groups – meat, dairy products, fruits and vegetables, and grains!”

And for dessert, have some Pop Tarts, because they’re fortified with iron and niacin!

Even better, have a slice of their cockroach-topped pizza for an extra protein boost:

Nothing says care like bugs.

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[tags] Pizza Hut, Pop Tarts, well-balanced meal, fast food, food groups, quote of the day, cockroach pizza, bugs in food [/tags]

TAGS:  humor, Hype

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7 years 2 months ago

Exactly. It’s like all the Special K ads touting their product as healthy diet food. How the F%^^ is empty carbs processed with chemicals either healthy or supposed to help you lose weight?

Eat a damn omelet for breakfast!

Primal Toad
6 years 1 month ago

Lol. Pizza hut is pure shit. Stay away!