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18 Jul

Because Blessing Us With His Music Wasn’t Enough

Thanks, Dwight

And here you thought chicken fries were bizarre. Nugget, you’ve been outdone. Inquiring minds want to know: what’s next? Chicken spirals, perhaps? Chicken braids? Or how about a lovely tray of chicken cubes?

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Imagine you’re George Clooney. Take a moment to admire your grooming and wit. Okay, now imagine someone walks up to you and asks, “What’s your name?” You say, “I’m George Clooney.” Or maybe you say, “I’m the Clooninator!” You don’t say “I’m George of George Clooney Sells Movies Blog” and you certainly don’t say, “I’m Clooney Weight Loss Plan”. So while spam is technically meat, it ain’t anywhere near Primal. Please nickname yourself something your friends would call you.

  1. This processed meat madness has got to end… doesn’t it???
    People, your body is a temple, treat it as such!!

    phil wrote on July 18th, 2007
  2. I know, isn’t it disgusting? Even deli meat grosses me out – it’s not actually sliced off the actual “breast” or “hind” or “end” or whatnot. Rather it’s ground and processed and assembled thanks to gums and sugars to resemble, for example, “sliced turkey breast”. Wow, yum. ;)

    Sara wrote on July 18th, 2007
  3. Next step (from the past) is clearly Nabisco’s Chicken in a Biskit, which I first discovered a couple of weeks ago:

    http://www.nabiscoworld.com/Brands/ProductInformation.aspx?BrandKey=flavororiginals&Site=1&Product=4400000189

    dusty.rhodes wrote on July 19th, 2007
  4. Dusty, you should google “hot dog pizza Japan”. Prepare to be horrified. :)

    Sara wrote on July 19th, 2007
  5. Someday, my mind with shrivel and commit self-destruction upon realizing how much creativity is put into conceiving such crap, when I’m pretty positive we could do so much more–and so many more useful food-related things as well–with it, if only it were rightly employed.

    Which reminds me how my friends tell me “you can eat Chicken nuggets if we go at McDonald’s, it’s healthy”, and I just feel like letting out the Gloat of the Century (because I’ve worked there, and *I* am not clueless about their ‘healthy’ options. Seriously).

    Kery wrote on July 20th, 2007
  6. We could do so many positive things for health and humanity instead of contriving this garbage. I couldn’t agree more, Kery.

    Mark wrote on July 23rd, 2007

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