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Archive for the ‘ Humor ’ Category

13 Nov

Scientists Perplexed: Issue ‘Impossible Calorie’ Award

Far be it from us to know how this is possible. Even scientists are scratching their heads like lice on mice. This time, it’s good old BK bringing you an impossibly-high-calorie meal. It would be funny, except it’s real. Tell them to knock it off! They’ll listen. This is the “meatnormous” morning catastrophe BK is […]

6 Nov

Stretching, Defined

The Quote of the Day, from Pizza Hut‘s website: “Pizza can be a part of a well-balanced meal. Ingredients in our pizzas include protein, complex carbohydrates, Vitamin A and calcium. And, depending on the toppings you choose, our pizzas have items from all of the four major food groups – meat, dairy products, fruits and […]

6 Nov

The Fuming Fuji Says No to Yogurt!

The Fuming Fuji is outraged by the marketing of toxic food, especially when it’s aimed at the small fry. This week, the Fuming Fuji has decided to have a serious problem with yogurt. But, Fuming Fuji, you ask, isn’t yogurt healthy in its wonderful bland creaminess? The Fuming Fuji says no! The claim: Yogurt is […]

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