Meet Mark

Let me introduce myself. My name is Mark Sisson. I’m 63 years young. I live and work in Malibu, California. In a past life I was a professional marathoner and triathlete. Now my life goal is to help 100 million people get healthy. I started this blog in 2006 to empower people to take full responsibility for their own health and enjoyment of life by investigating, discussing, and critically rethinking everything we’ve assumed to be true about health and wellness...

Tell Me More
Stay Connected
September 05, 2007

Let’s Get to Know Abbott Labs!

By Sara
0 Comments

Do you know your pharmaceutical companies? You should, because they’re awesome! Today, boys and girls, we are going to learn all about Abbott. Do not worry – we will get to know all our Pharma friends in the coming weeks!

Abbott (founded 1888) employs 65,000 workers in 130 countries and rakes in around 20 billion bucks a year. Not too shabby! Abbott is the company that has brought you:

Meridia (“weight loss”)

Humira (arthritis)

OxyContin (everyone’s favorite!)

Synthroid (synthetic thyroid hormone)

Norvir (for HIV)

Ensure (the best drink, ever!)

Nutripals (“healthy” snacks for kids that are high in “fiber” and “protein”!)

Similac (now in an organic version)

But that’s not all! Abbott also has the distinction of getting all gangsta on Thailand for daring to put its HIV-suffering citizens ahead of this global company’s profits. Go Abbott!

Abbott also owns Abbott Diabetes Care and part of Guidant. Now, the Fuming Fuji has railed against Abbott for producing Nutripals, a children’s snack that claims to be a good source of fiber and protein for growing bodies, complete with antioxidants (hooray!), but is actually a candy bar full of delicious industrial waste like glycerin.

But Abbott labs isn’t all bad. Just look at the breakthrough medicines they’ve produced! For example, they’ve created life-changing drugs, like Humira. So when some rude person posted information about a mainstream journal’s scientific study proving how dangerous Humira is, a thoughtful employee at Abbott Labs anonymously deleted the reference. Unfortunately, some pesky internet geek was able to track down the IP codes of such Wikipedia corporate thoughtfulness, and wouldn’t you know, the IP led right back to Abbott! I did a little research, and you’ll be relieved to know that the Wall Street Journal talked to Abbott about this, and Abbott is just as horrified as you are that one of their own editors employees tweaked their Wiki page in secret. Whew.

Further reading:

Fried Lattes, Finally!

How to Avoid Jet Lag

From The Consumerist: Why Drugs Are So Expensive

Subscribe to Mark’s Daily Apple feeds

TAGS:  Hype

Subscribe to the Newsletter

If you'd like to add an avatar to all of your comments click here!

Leave a Reply

Be the First to Comment!

avatar

wpDiscuz