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5 Feb

A Monday Moment

Let’s start the week off with some humor. I believe – and science supports this – that being cheerful keeps you healthy. When the going gets rough, just remember, it gets rough for everyone:

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.  (George Carlin)

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney)

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Katharine Hepburn)

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. (Jerome K. Jerome)

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